BitcH FiT-ing

i dont want to sound like a major whiny pain in the arse but i am seriously fed up with the all the acronyms used at work... it's ONLY day 2 and i'm pretty sure i've heard every permutation of some weird ass acronyms from the 26 alphabets... oh man... i mean a couple of acronyms a day sounds kinda fun and helpful but the guys at work are fully at it man.. "please tell the Jo at TLB to put the np34 in the rvp drawer and i'm gonna cc it to LKY so cya. tc" "i go kk u wanna sit FRC and go HQ to see DC. wont long la. fast fast chop chop." and half the time i cant even understand what some of my colleagues are saying man.. i should implement an "acronym ceiling" to limit the acronyms man.. i'm totally going crazy with all the acro-speak around me... i'm sure there's a mental disease for such people... acryonymphilia or something... haha... not that it's totally these people's fault.. it seems like every kiasu singaporean is trying their best to save their superbly precious time. so they come up with all sort of short forms for some 'long long' phrase. i bet those extreme guys get kicks when they think of a new acronym and probably have multiple orgasms when they actually get one acronym right and it catches on with the public... haha. imagine that.. some loser is in that thinking pose when he suddenly gets an epiphany and the acronym dawns on him and he falls off his chair and starts shaking and rolling about with orgasmic pleasure.. Ewwww... WHAHAHAHAAH. what a freak..
anyways. nuff about those acronymphiliacs. (Dear friends at Oxford Dictionary, i better get a cut of ur profits if i see that word appear in your dictionaries.) other than the acronymphilia, the people there are really friendly.. so works not bad, i guess... ahhaha. at least i;m making full use of my time in NS rather then painting my face and running about on padi fields or something. hahah. no offence ya, chiong sua guys! u guys are doin a good job too!