Celebrate!

AS of TODAY my BLOG is 2 MONTHS OLD! WOW! Congrats SHIRTSHORTSLIPPERS! NICE JOB! SInce this blog started, i have been experiencing lots of web traffic. The sudden popularity of my blog does not surprise me. Internet monitoring company, Nelson & Miller Co. ,who has done surveys for the white house and important conventions, has statistics showing that about an average of 48,672,423 people visit my blog daily. Out of the 2 months, the highest traffic recorded peaked at a figure of 69,349,425 visits on the 8th of june. i have no idea why. a nasty rumour has it that i was going to pose pictures of my washboard 8 pack abs on that day. Hmmm.. wonder who started that gibberish!
anyway I would like to sincerely thank all my loyal readers for their continued support and that it was great entertaining them with my blogs and i will continue to do so. I would look into complains about full tag boards and slow refresh rates as this is due to the overwhelming traffic and constant influx of new readers daily. hope u readers continue to enjoy my blog as i blog about all kinds of shit and rubbish!
WAit a minute! WoW! Oooo! Oh Me Lord! WOW! My webbie-hit count right at this second is 24,543,365,356,362,356,325 oh Me OH MY! wait another minute! it's now at 54,325,785,474,637,456,436! wow! it's increasing by the GaZILLIONS!! oh, i just remembered! i just programmed my blog to be in the preferred language of my reader! i added Nigerian, Chinese, Malay, Spanish and French version and this was suppose to take effect 10 seconds ago! No wonder! i thought there was something wrong with my webbie hit counter. Well, i suddenly feel blessed. i mean what are the chances of seeing my counter jump 27,782,420,118,275,100,111? it's probably more likely to see 57 shooting stars and 2 blue moons on a cloudy night than to see a website registering 27,782,420,118,275,100,111 hits in 10 seconds.

anyway i like to thank all my readers again for their continued support and also welcome the new readers who have just ventured into last website they'll ever need! Thank u one and all!
remember to wish my blog a happy 2nd month anniversary yeah!

Oh and i almost forgot! a lil shout out to my pals at the white house, Donny at Trump towers, my man Bill and his wifey aunty clinton, not too mention my black brother Colil Po (u did a not too shabby job as U.S Sec of State), my white brother Billy (send me the beta version of Windows 3059 ya!), my music man paul always the beetle and the everyone else! heard u guys are reading my blog too!

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(Ps: it's quite apparent that i;m bored and feel too lazy to do anything except blog utter rubbish. haha. forgive me! and for your info, i dont have a nice set of 8 pack abs, whatever pack i have is rather on the singular side than plural. one large "pack" in fact. enjoy reading though! )