Hello!!! Long time no see! No blog too! Thanks for all the feedback! Sorry I took so long to blog. I was actually running through the feedback that you guys gave me. 12,743,234 emails to be exact. To the 8,213,423 girls who proposed to me through email, I'm so flattered. Thank you. However, I'm gay so you're not really my type. Anyway I will accede to your millions of requests for more hot sexy pictures of me in my coyboy outfit. Those, I will send directly to your email.

I just got a haircut today!!! Wooo! I know i'm like growing bald but yes HAIRCUT!!! hahaa.. Actually not much difference than the previous one, just neater. Thanks to Shanru's lobang, I got a hefty one-off discount! Will post some those suave pictures of mine when I do get them from Nigel Barker, famous fashion photograper..bla bla..

The whole hair cut was actually quite a boring affair. Bar the hair wash of course! There were 2 hair washes during my haircut. One before and after. OH MY! The hair wash was SUPER relaxing. I almost wanted to fall asleep. How many times does anyone actually get an opportunity to lay back and allow someone to wash one's hair and massage your scalpt? Not to mention, the fragrance of the shampoo was absolutely sleep inducing too. big WOW. I do like to get another massage soon.

Perhaps it'll be good to like start a hair wash cum scalpt massage parlour in the middle of Raffles Place where thousands of stressed out office worker ants come to work everyday. We can always list the benefits of such a parlour. Top of the list being a major stress reliver. Bottom being seeing hot eye candy right in the heart of the Central Business District! Imagine walking into a parlour where the sweet aroma therapy wafts through the whole shop, which has dimmed lights! Not to mention, getting FHM girls to massage the guys and CLEO's most eligible bachelors to massage the ladies! Ooo!!! Of course not to forget, must employ some real aunties la.. Aunties for those innocent guys like me who just wants a relaxing scalpt massage.. hahha.. What a business plan! Perhaps $10 for a ten minute massage? I'll be rich!!!! $_$

Anyway there has been this heated debate on how well versed I am in the language of my ancestors, Mandarin. Perhaps it is time I intervene and tell everyone the real story. Well, my results speak for themselves. Straight A's for my pre-primary Chinese speaks VOLUMES on how I mastered the language at the nubile young age of Five Years Old. Needless to say, with such concrete foundations being laid in my early years, my mandarin linguistic skills improved exponetially as I grew older. Perhaps it was unfortunate that I mastered the language when I was so young. By the age of 10, I was having friendly tele-debates with people like Chairman Mao, Yue Fei, Justice Bao and even Yao Ming. Unwittingly through the course of my frequent banter with these people, I picked up a unique and dying breed of ancient mandarin accent. Try as I could, my Mandarin Level of Speaking was nailed at such a sophisticated level. Also instead of the jian ti zhi taught in school the chinese characters I was drawing were far more complex. They were not even Fan ti Zhi. I was writing in the very ancient form of chinese chracters, Fei Chang Fan Ti Zhi. The foundations had been set in stone and was unshakable. Hence, till date, I have been constantly grossly misunderstood everytime I speak Mandarin. Commonfolks would think I speak bad mandarin and almost always "ROFL" but in actual fact I should be the amused one.

SO TICKLED.