Hi! The previous post was just some mindless blogging: A post to ease the insatiable appetite of my throngs of fans as I has to stop the endless influx of requests to "blog a post".
To clarify, the ambiguity of the post was meant f to each his own's intepretion. I met reality the other day and realised my life could do with some changes. And in a feeble attempt to prove to myself that I had got the ball rolling........ Hence, the previous post. Anyway by no means was it to be intepreted as CHANGE GIRLFRIENDS (gf please note). There would be no FATIMAHs. haha.

Anyway, I am constantly learning new phrases. Especially at work. I cant recall many of the weird idioms I heard but here's what i've got. Maybe my vocab is a little poor for not knowing these words but no kidding, people actually use these idioms..

1) One bird in hand is better than two in a bush - This one is not too bad. I do not understand why bush. Perhaps some birds like to live in bushes. But roughly I thing layman would kinda get the meaning. This one not too bad. Actually, I KNOW of CERTAIN SPECIES of BIRDS THAT LIVES IN BUSHES! hahahahahahahahahaha. No pun intended. If you are going to get offended by such jokes then perhaps you should not read on. Anyway the pharase does a comparison of an object of desire that you have in your possession and more objects of desire that you could have but is currently out of your possession and you would have to forgo either option if you choose the other. HAHA. Something like opportunity cost LA! haha. My english is getting bad. Having difficulties to explain a simple sentence.

2) Another phrase, The cow's face does not match the horse's mouth - This one is a stunner! When I first heard it I was like.....
WHAT!!!!! Where did that come from. HAHAHA. So damm weird! Like why Cow and Horse? Do these animals get often mistaken for each other on a farm? hahha. Roughly, this phrase means the different objects that are suppose to match, do not. I hope I'm not totally wrong here.
If you have any issues with my english please direct all your anger and frustration to my JC english teacher. Ms B******* I-love-to-wear-gstring Sh*** of this ***JC. She might be a Mrs Something now though.

Anyway that's all the phrases I can recall so far.

Also before I forget I told my shanru about this hottie too. This American Idol contestant is rather handsome. This guy, ACE, have those melt-girls-hearts look. SERIOUUUUS! Go check him out. HOTT!
Anyway I'm not gay la. Cos you know guys who are not afraid to intro hot guys, tend to be hotter than the guys they intro. WAHHAHAHA. "SOooo COrrrrNY!!!"

Have a great weekend!