My shameless promotion of this joke I heard earlier this week continues.........


Four tourists, an American, an Italian, a Singaporean and of course.. a Bangladeshi(obviously....) , wanted to try their hand in mountain top skiing on the Nepal mountains.
So they packed their gear and decided to share a chartered helicopter to the top of the mountain.
On the way up, the cocky and ever-patriotic American whipped out a Malboro and took 2 puffs before flicking the ciggie very nonchalantly out the window. The other 3 were very puzzled, esp the bangladeshi and they questioned the American. He proudly exclaimed," In America we have lots of Malboro everywhere! No problem!"
There was a short pause, before the Italian, not wanting to be outdone. Whipped out a limited special scent perfume, squirted twice before throwing the whole bottle out the window. Once again, everyone was shocked. The Italian then boasted," My country has many luxury perfume! Nevermind! Everywhere also have!"
With both the american and italian sitting there with their smug looks, in typical singaporean fashion, the kiasu singaporean did not want to lose out. He paused and cracked his brain for something he could boast about before suddenly kicking the bangladeshi out the helicopter's window.
Both the american and italian were stunned. The singaporean turned, pointed at the window and told his shocked passengers," Nevermind! In my country, that one everywhere also have!"


Well... I thought it was funny.... It's all that matters isnt it? Woooo....