Chop Chop, I survived week 1.

Well... The first week of University life is over!
Next week, there's gonna be tutorials in addition to all the lectures... and it'll be just like JC all over, with more R21 stuff. Haha.. For example there's gonna be lotsa couples screwing in lecture theatre, gays banging in the locker room, hot lesbian action in the female washrooms, teachers wanking off to porno powerpoint slides, Ah Tiongs raping the campus stray animals, etc etc...
Anyway, boring stuff aside, uni is a great place to make lotsa friends and hopefully I can scored my PERFECT G.P.A while doing that! Next week, I get to meet my tutorial mates for the various subjects I'm taking. Hopefully they are all nice people that I can talk too. Preferably, english-speaking too. hahahahah..
Anyway, I have to rest now.. Not feeling very well. My body & joints aches, my head hurts and my eyes feel warm too.. BUT NOT TO WORRY! I've checked the internet and found out the symtoms all point towards the onset of my genetic gift.... X-Ray Vision!! Yeah!! No need to hide outside Victoria Secrets no more! wahahaha..