Condolences

My dear Samsung mouse clicked it's last click 2 days ago. Everyone was taken aback as it did not show any signs or symtoms before IT hit. No coughs, no dizzy spells, no jams, Just a suden 'WHAM!'. Samsung Mousy suffered a terrible stroke and was paralyzed on it's left side on Wednesday. After the stroke, Samsung Mousy was never the same again. As hard as I pressed Samsung mousy on, it honestly could not click on anything. It made trying attempts to right-click stuff but left-clicking was impossible. Samsung mouse had become terminally left clicking ill. We knew this day would come but never did we think it would arrive this quick. A mouse which can right click and cant left click would be missing something so important. It's like hamburger with no ham. Like hotdog without the dog, chicken rice without the chicken. The future was quite bleak for Samsung mousy. With it's life hanging by a thin cord and with no other options and heavy hearts, Samsung mousy was euthanised. On it's short projectile motion towards the dustbin, we held a short memorial where it's life was celebrated, just before I went out to Parkway Parade to get my brand SPANKING NEW CORDLESS OPTICAL LOGITECH Mousy. Bye Samsung Mousy. Thank you.