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Monday, August 14, 2006

Hot Stud is Totally BURNING!!!

Guess what? It has only been week 2, but my reputation as a total hottie has been building up AGAIN..
First it was in Marist. Being an only male students school, i was quite surprised that no gay students approached me. In actual fact, Marist was such a cool and funky school that there are NO gays! Duhs! However, the female teachers on the other hand was Soooo happy to have me in their classes.
Next, it was in NYJC. The reaction from the fairer sex was similar to the female teaechers from my secondary school, only 100-fold. Haha.
Now, it's Varsity. Barely into the second week and I am totally sizzling. Sizzler would have be out of it's league. Campus temperatures have been on an upward trend everywhere I go. Slowly but surely, I inch unwillingly closer to the title of 'Ministry Of Education Resident Student Hottie'.
Hence, in a last ditch attempt to try and lose the Title that has plagued me since I enrolled into pre-primary, I would be visiting a Medical Professional tomorrow to biologically reduce my body temperature. So if you do not see me catwalking around campus tomorrow, Fear Not! As I am already at a high-security Celebrity Medical Centre, getting treated. Hope to see everyone as I strut my stuff around campus by Wednesday, 16 August 2006. Haha.


ps: Author is currently nursing a feverish temperature of 39 fucking degrees celcius. At least I still got my humour intact. haha. All get-well-gifts can be sent directly to my house or left at my doorstep. Hot Stud is on FIRE!!!

Had an epiphany at 10:01 pm.