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Thursday, August 31, 2006

T.G.I.F.T

I'm so tired! I have no idea why but I'm absolutely knackered! T.G.I.F.T(omorrow)!! ahhaa..
Well, my day started out "really well"! I was suppose to hitch a ride to campus from Marcus so I can miss out on the long snaking bus-to-campus queue. Ideally, that was suppose to happen. However, I was awaken by the cool polyphonic tunes of my limited edition, transparent gold-plated, sony ericsson K751I, with Marcus ON THE LINE asking me where was I at 8.15 am. Well, I was lying on my comfy bed safely nestled in the happening eastern side of Singapore.
Hahha.. Well, what followed was a mad dash to the toilet and the front door in 5 mins. (My lesson was to start at 8.30am) What time consuming "messy" looks re-created by David Gan could not match my original "Out-of-Bed" look. Being a cool dude on campus, my fashion style was never questioned and I unwittingly might have revived the "out-of-bed" look. Being the trend-setter that I am. Anyway, I managed to catch a Merc Cab and after $22.10, an ERP gantry, the peak hour traffic with peak hour charges or roughly about 30+ mins later... I reached Campus! Whoopeee-do! Obviously I was very late for my all important LAB lesson but I managed to churn out the lab report with lotsa assistance. Haha.. That so fucking sucks. I'm so gonna get a damm loud 500 decibel alarm clock. and if that doesnt work I'm gonna get a BIG COCK aka rooster la.
Anyway, I noticed an obvious trend in NTU. There was a recent spike in the number of people carrying "Crumpler bags".

I mean I carry a crumpler and Being THE trend setter, I was not surprised of the increase popularity in their bags. Everyone wants to be a celebrity. However, there was something fishy about this latest "crumpler boost". Everyone was carrying the same designed bag! And the number of people carrying it was increasing proportional to the population of INDIA!!!! My spidey-sense went into overdrive!

Nothing could slip from detective Li. On closer inspection, the crumpler's signature logo looked a little wrong. It looked nothing like the crumpler stickman, though it looked more like a lion than a stickman! Haha...

Turns out the bag was a unique and creative product of the intellectual and imaginative powers of the people of NTU! Hooray! I have NEVER seen a bag like this before!!! Roar!

HAhaha... What happen to "Thinking out of the box"? Where is the "Passion for Innovation"?

hahahah.. I am so cynical!!! What a bitch!

Had an epiphany at 10:19 pm.  

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