French Fry Dangler
I am so tired. yesterday's mugging session for my quiz really sapped all energy for the mugging session today. Oh, I got 20/30 for the life science quiz.. Wtf huh... Oh well. Exams will be better...
Anyway, I met my NS friend, Alex, today at Aljunied MRT on my way to SSC for a failed mugging session. More importantly, I had an encounter with a GAY today!!! And it was pretty irritating!
After my chat with Alex, I had to use the "little boy's room" and made my way to the one at the Aljunied MRT station la. There I was reliving myself when this malay man in his mid thirties started doing his thing, 2 urinals away. He was wearing a long sleeve and black pants with a black laptop sling bag. AND GUESS WHAT.. He was staring at MY member aka anaconda, while unzipping his pants! How the fuck could I tell he was a GAY DESPO, he looked like a decent business man.. I sped up the call of nature and qucikly went to wash my hands. And guess who joined me at the basin 10 seconds later, with his PENIS still hanging out of his zipper.... haha. Next he went on to wash his hands and using his wet hands started to wash his dickhead. I feel like I am writing erotic literature but trust me, i was in equal disgust. Of course I continued to wash my hands, trying to avoid looking as his "baby french fry". haha...
I left quickly for the busstop after this comical ordeal. Hahaha.. AND surprise surprise!!! GUESS WHO FOLLOWED ME THERE???? ahah.. the french fry dangler! ahah.. After taking my seat, he walked by the bus stop.. I was quite amused la.. serious one-sided courtship, never give up somemore. Haha... and when I look at him when as he walked pass me, HE TOUCHED HIS GROIN.. HE TOUCHED HIS FUCKING GROIN... hahahahah... I never knew my charms were so powerful.. Honestly, I have no idea why he was so forthcoming with his "gay-ness".
BUT that's not the last of it.. french fry dangler, thinking he was some runway model, did a u-turn and walked pass me AGAIN! This time, he kept turning his head back and looking at me!!hahahah... That was finally too much and I gave him a long stern stare. So every time he turned around to look at me, I was staring back at him.. And that finally stopped the french fry dangler who was experiencing unaturally high amounts of tetestorone...... Haha... Interesting day...
Had an epiphany at 9:20 pm.


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