A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A not SCHOLAR

I've been so busy since my last post. Though a smart person(think it was myself.. ahha) once told me, "There's no such thing as busy, only poor planning", so all I really need is a big organiser to plan everything sui sui. Though I think I outdid myself this semester, took alot of modules this time around. Absolutely knackered now but I shall accede to the centillion emails requesting me to update this uber cool blog. Love you readers.

PAY ATTENTION ALL NTU PERSONNEL!!!

Do not get cheated by the rumour of "a free writing pad with every purchase of any textbook" from the NIE bookstore!!! It's a sly gimmick!!! hahha.. There is a tiny clause attached to it. You would have to spend more than $20 dollars to qualify for the free writing pad. ahhahahah. So dont walk there under the pretext of maximising your consumer's surplus by getting a free writing pad with your $15 text but ultimately getting "bluffed" by the bookshop aunty. Hahah.. Like what happened to me on Monday evening. How stupid.... hahaha...

To make matters worse, I came back to my computer that seems like it had been infiltrated by a trojan horse on that fateful Monday. Who the fuck is so fucking free to freaking create fucking viruses to fucking spoil the fucking computers of fucking strangers?? Seriously??? Go jerk off that fucking half incher in your fucking pants over some fucking porn instead of virus making. It's seriously not a fucking viable industry.

Anyway, my computer had very very very slow surfing speed and I cant seem to get the "task manager" when I press "ctrl+alt+del". when I tried, I kept getting the pop up "Task Manager has been disabled by your administor." WHAT THE FUCK I AM THE ADMISTRATOR LAH. I am the fucking MATRIX. How can I not ctrl+alt+del.... cock sia.. A quick check over the internet from my bro's lappie revealed that it's a fucking trojan horse....
Long story short, all those who face the same problem here is a short term solution to get your task manger back, up and running. Though I do recommend u just reformat the whole darn machine.
Step 1) Go to your "start menu", then go to "run" and enter "gpedit.msc" then run it.
Step 2) A window will pop up and double click on "admin template" under "user configuration".
Step 3) Double click on "system" and select "crtl+alt+del options"
Step 4) Right Click "Remove Task Manager" and select the option "Properties"
Step 5) You have to disable the "Remove Task Manager" option.
Step 6) Apply the changes and "VIOLA!" problem solved.
Now, try ctrl+alt+del. When the Task manager pops up, check the tab "processes". Under processes there might be certain undesired suspicious programs (eg: dlh9jkdlq6.exe or some fucked program la) running which is some fucking faeces from the trojan horse.
Just a disclaimer, I am not a pro at this, just recounting my steps. Letting everyone "freeride" from my research cos I am a nice, thoughtful and kind hearted person. I'm still going to reformat my com though. Just in due course. Haha.. too busy these days.
Oh yes, another thing. Apparently, it does not work for marcus, my gay friend who has the similar problem. No harm trying though, worked for me...