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Saturday, April 14, 2007

4 days to exam. Weeeeeeeeee

I've decided, to hell with the blogging hiatus! exams shaxams! Crapping gives me a break, also this is totally in-line with my exams preparations. I've got exams for my communications and marketing module next week. So no skiving here, for sure! Just warming up for WAR!!!!!! for PEN PAPER SHOWDOWN!!! for FULL FRONTAL BATTLE!!! for ...aiyah you get the point la huh...
Perhaps one good thing about exams is the end of it. Which also means less travelling for me! haha. As you all know, living in a haunted 4m by 4m NO AIRCON prison cell was never my cup of tea, so there was no real want for me to stay in hostel.. I think the only pulling point for me to stay in hostel is being able to play sports on a such regular basis.
Anyway, back to travelling, I spend about two hours coming to and fro campus. so comfort is of utmost importance lah.
I was once again on board Singapore's bullet train, travelling at the speed of light towards campus yesterday. more like speed of snail la.. haha. but anyway, almost always do I get a seat and it was no different yesterday. Most of the time, I always have to squeeze my rippling arnold swchanagger muscular frame into an empty seat flanked by two people. However, this time I got a seat at the end of the row. This meant I've got an extra pane to lean on when I nap. Ideally, I would prefer like to lean on the shoulder of like some brazilian top model when i nap on the mrt but as they are always busy camping outside my house, the second best option of having a pane to lean on would suffice. ahha.
Anyway, just when i was to lean on the pane, my spidey sense kicked in... OMG... Ever got an end row seat on the mrt and thought you could catch some shut eye but got shocked by something ghastly?? ahaha.. I did. I was shocked to see the glass pane smeared with what looks like some oily substance... EWWWWWW... its like some one went to smear a whole plate of char kway teow on to glass pane. There was enough oil on the pane to sustain a WHOLE KFC outlet for a weekend.
On closer inspection, I even saw strands of hair!!! Plastered onto the glass by the putrid oil.. all blended nicely, spread evenly across the revolting oiled surface, ready to be eaten...bleah... how absolutely disgusting.. I tell you. even floors of hawker centres looked more hygenic than that.
anyway, being the good samaritan than I am, i whipped out my mr mckenic anti-bacteria spray and my trusty 6-ply dettol wet wipes and polished the pane till it was so clear i could see thru clothes and into the bowel stained undies of the an pek standing on the opposite side of the glass. and still had time to catch 40 winks.
Haha! just kidding lah! You think i study till siao ah! maybe 3 more 4am nights then i might actually do that... haha. obviously i din even touch the glass la. I was so nauseated by the sight of the hairy char kway teow glass that i shifted seats when the opportunity arose. of cos if i had my 6 ply dettol wipes i would have cleaned it lah. but i finished it when i was doing my voluteer cleaning work at the free clinic-for-the-needy earlier in the day.
anyhow, good luck to all those taking your exams, tests, quizs and ya those last min guys who have yet to file your income tax returns.

Had an epiphany at 3:55 am.  

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