Lost....

Apologies for the prolonged absence. I was rather busy with drafting my own "The Art of War". You see, after my several blog posts on my experiences in battle. I was approached by numerous companies to pen by own book of war, to rival the hugely popular version by the great Sun Tzu. Even before I started on my book, I was already embroiled in a huge battle-contractual spats. So you can imagine how good the book is gonna be right? Eventually, I agreed on a $10 per word contract with Lee Dynasty Co. Of course I do freelance writing too. For you my valued readers, I would only charge 10% of my per word count price tag. So no worries!
"If you can't Crap that essay, let me do it for you."

Anyway, crap aside, I have more important issues to attend to. I THINK I could HAVE LOST MY LIBRARY BOOK I BORROWED. This is very bad. Very very bad indeed. I borrowed it from Marine Parade Library but it seems that it is no longer in my possession. I have searched high and low and even higher and lower but the book remains elusive. I honestly cannot find it anywhere and have no idea where it could have been placed(or misplaced) it... I am soo dead. As we all know, library fines constitutes to like half of Singapore's GDP so ya. Getting fined by National Library Board would possibly put me and my next eight generations in perpetual debt. So I really hope I find the book soon.
Anyway, the book is called "the science of super-villians" or something like that la. Yes yes, i am so nerd for reading such a book. I used 2 ten dollar notes as a bookmark actually. So if out of coincidence you see a book like that please please give it to me. If the bookmark is not in there. no worries. Just return the book and I'll give you similar bookmark. thanks all..